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The internet is a place for a man to put a picture of himself dressed as a lady. It’s a magical chat room where Tinkerbell_9 is a Dutch boy with a poster of Greg Brady.

It’s a place where dreams come true in the form of “mpeg” files. If you want you can download a clip where an Iranian shoots a horse in the brain.

Rock over TCP/IP, Rock on XML. www.achewood.com

Well, I’m too cheap to pay for a custom livejournal service to modify it for my needs, so here it comes, blogger, like an asshole. Hey, I got a cell phone, so what the fuck do you expect? I’ll post shit here when I have the time. (Read as: I’ll post here when I have a bunch of other stuff to do that I’m putting off.)